Oh, man, Roxane. This was hilarious, but I’m really sorry you had such a bad first experience with edibles.
My neighbor asked me if I wanted some caramel corn. This was before it was legal here in California, but she had a medical prescription. I took a handful. Only about an hour later, I was tripping, I asked my husband why all these colorful fishies were swirling around the bedroom! I didn’t know that edibles can be hallucinatory.

Last year in Hawaii, I had too much chocolate and I couldn’t drive home. Luckily my husband drove us back to the hotel. I took the “correct” dosage, but when I went back to the dispensary, they wrote on the box how much (actually little) to take…about 1/4 of the normal dosage. I guess I’m a lightweight.

Just take 1/4 of the dosage next time and you’ll have a nice high.